Sometimes it is nice to have a "smile". THESE ARE REAL ANNOUNCEMENTS FOUND IN CHURCH BULLETINS.
** The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals
** The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water". The sermon tonight, "Searching for Jesus"
** Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands
** There will be a meeting of the "Little Mothers" on Monday at 7 PM. If you would like to be a "Little Mother"--see the pastor
** Don't let worry kill you off-- let the church help
** Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation
** For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs
** Benson & Jessie Carter were married on October 24th in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days
** At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be, "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice
** Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children
** The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon
** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the fellowship hall after the B.S. is done.
** Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
** Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance
** The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday; "I Upped My Pledge-- Up Yours"