Sometimes it is nice to have a "smile".   THESE ARE REAL ANNOUNCEMENTS FOUND IN CHURCH BULLETINS.

 

**  The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals

 

**  The sermon this morning:  "Jesus Walks on the Water".  The sermon tonight, "Searching for Jesus"

 

**  Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.  It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.  Bring your husbands 

 

**  There will be a meeting of the "Little Mothers" on Monday at 7 PM.  If you would like to be a "Little Mother"--see the pastor

 

**  Don't let worry kill you off-- let the church help

 

**  Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation

 

**  For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs

 

**  Benson & Jessie Carter were married on October 24th in the church.  So ends a friendship that began in their school days

 

**  At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be, "What Is Hell?"  Come early and listen to our choir practice

 

**  Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.  Proceeds will be used to cripple children

 

**  The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind.  They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon

 

**  Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM.  All ladies are invited to lunch in the fellowship hall after the B.S. is done.

 

**  Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.  Please use the back door.

 

**  Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.  Please use large double door at the side entrance

 

**  The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday;  "I Upped My Pledge-- Up Yours"